㈠ 求五年级学生用的英语脱口秀稿子，主题：家乡，爱好，理想等，也可以混搭，时间大约五分钟，简单一点，急
My Good Friend
My good friend is Mei.She’s a girl.She is my classmate.
Mei is tall and thin.She has two big eyes and long hair.She likes listening to music and reading books.Sometimes we listen to music together.She likes summer.Because she can swim in the summer holiday.She likes pink and white.She is in Class Four,Grade Six with me.She usually goes to school by motor cycle.Sometimes she goes to school on foot.We often go shopping together on the weekend.
We will be good friends forever.
My Good Friend
I have a good friend.She is my classmate,her name is Tracy.She is a pretty girl.
She studies in Tiandong No.2 Middle school,she is in Class 1,Grade 1.She studies hard all day.And she can speaks Japanese English and Chinese very well.So she often help my English and Japanese.I thank you for her help.And I help her math,too.Because my math is very good.We learn from each other and help each other.
Tracy often in a white T-shirt and a black skirt.We are all think shi is a lovely girl.And Tracy likes sports very much.She likes playing basketball,bassball,ping-pongball and badminton very much.So we are often play them.
Tracy has a big famili,there are nine people in her family.They are her mother,her father,her brother sister,her uncle,her aunt,her grandparents ang her.She loves her family very much.
㈡ 英语课堂脱口秀稿子
Hi, everybody. Hi! So I don't have too much time up here, before my green card expires. See I grew up in a poor neighborhood in China. The middle school that I went to one year decided to pave the dirt roads with bricks and cement. And the students were required to bring bricks to school and ...We worked really hard for 3 weeks and finally we built a road. Years later, I heard about the term: child labor. I was like, what?! Those kids got paid?!
嗨，大家好啊!嗨!那个……我能表演的时间不多，因为我绿卡马上要过期了。我是在中国的穷乡僻壤长大的。我们初中某年突然决定要修整土路，铺上砖头和水泥，让学生们带砖头到学校来……我们玩命地干了三个礼拜终于把路修好了。多年以后我听说了这个词：童工。我立马就惊讶了，啥?!那些小孩干活还有钱拿?
I got a D minus. But I read that younger kids nowadays can't even read the analog watches any more. They can only read the digital ones. I was like, how are they gonna report the locations of hot chicks in the future? It's gonna be like, Hot chick, 3 o'clock. I can't stay that long.
我拿到的只是D-。我看报道，如今的小孩都不会看手表了。他们只能看懂电子表。我心想，等他们长大以后该如何报告辣妹的位置啊?别人说，“辣妹在三点钟方向”。我不能待那么久的。
So I came to the US for college and I was really into science, which really helped me in the romance department. Like once I asked this girl out and she said, no. I said, are you sure? And she said to me, hey Joe, NO means NO. I said, well... it also means Nitric Oxide.
我来美国是读大学，我很喜欢科学，这对我的感情生活也大有裨益。有一次，我来美国是读大学，我很喜欢科学，这对我的感情生活也大有裨益。有一次，我约女孩子出去，她说不行。我问，真不行啊?她说，嘿，Joe，NO就是不行的意思。我说，NO也是一氧化氮啊。
And one year, I went to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. Here's something you guys should know about me. I don't approve of nudity in public. But when it happens, I want to be there.
有一年，我去新奥尔良参加狂欢节。 对于我，你们要了解一点，我是不赞同公共场合赤身裸体的。不过要是真有人这么干了，那我不能错过啊。
And when I first came to the United States, I took a English as a second language class. And the teacher there was too lazy to remember the students' names. So he just handed out a list of American names for us to choose from. And by the time I got the list, there were only two names left, so I just picked Joe instead of Jake. And the other day, I told that story to my son, Jake.
我初到美国时，参加了英语培训课程。我们
㈢ 初二英语脱口秀
1. My plan for this new semester
A new semester is coming soon. I wish to use this new semester wisely by doing a lot of meaningful things.
In this new semester, I plan to study hard to get a good result. I will come out with a time table to make sure my life is well planned. Beside study, I will also take part actively in the school's activities. On the other hand, my friends also ask me to join them to do volunteer works at orphan home every weekend.
I hope I can do what have I planned for this new semester.
1。我对这个新学期计划
新学期即将来临。我想用这种新学期做很多明智的有意义的事情。
在这个新的学期,我计划去努力学习,以得到最好的结果。我会想出一个时间表,确保我的生活。在研究中,我还将参加学校的活动,积极。另一方面,我的朋友也问我加入他们去做志愿者工作在家里每个周末,孤儿,
我希望我能做什么,这个新学期计划。
2. Student
I am a student. As a student, my job is to study and join school activities. I need to be a good student to make my parents and teachers happy. How to be a good student?
First, I need to study hard to get a good result in my tests. I also join some school activities to learn new things and make new friends. Besides, I need to be polite to all of my teachers in school. I also try to be friendly and generous to my friends.
I hope I can be a good student in my school. I will try my best so that my teachers and friends will like me.
2。学生
我是一名学生。作为一名学生,我的工作是为了学习,参加学校的各种活动。我需要做一个好学生,希望将来能让我的父母和老师的快乐。如何成为一名好学生吗?
首先,我要努力学习,取得好成绩在我的测试。我也加入了一些学校的各种活动来学习新东西,结交新朋友。除此之外,我必须要有礼貌,我所有的老师在学校。我也尽量友好慷慨地对待我的朋友。
我希望我能成为一名优秀的学生在学校。我将尽我所能使我的老师和朋友们会喜欢我。
3Economic is the hottest topic in today’s world. Economics applies to all aspects in life, which includes jobs, personal saving, indivile life, etc. Economics is concerning with proction, distribution, and consumption and further more. When I said proction, it refers not only to the proction of factories, but also refers to indivial proction. For instance, when we go to work we proce wealth, or money. After we proced these resources we have to distribute them. We might take partial of it to aid our families, and save some of it for our retirements. After distribution is consumption, there is no way for us to avoid consumption. We have to buy goods in order to keep ourselves alive
经济是最热门的话题,在今天的世界。经济适用于所有的方面,包括工作生活中,个人储蓄,indivile生活等。经济学是关于生产、分配和消费,进一步的更多。当我说生产,这不仅仅是指生产工厂,而且是指个人的生产。举例来说,当我们去工作吗?您是我们生产的财富,或金钱。我们这些资源后,我们必须发布它们。我们可能会帮助我们的部分家庭,留一点给我们的退休生活。之后,分布无路消耗量为我们避免食用。我们必须购买商品,为了保持自己活着
㈣ 英文脱口秀
1. It’s not like that.不是那样的。
这句话是用来辟谣的。当别人误会了一件事的来龙去脉，你就可以跟他说It’s not like that.“不是那样的。”当然随着语气及情境的不同，It’s not like that.这句话也有可能是你用来硬拗的藉口。
2. There is nothing good playing. 没好电影可看
这里的There’s nothing good playing.是接着问句而来的，指的是“没有好电影可看。”同样的，若是电视上没有好节目可看，你就可以说There’s nothing good on TV.
3. I’ve gotten carried away. 我扯太远了。
get carried away字面上的意思是“被带走了”，那么被带走的是什么呢？就是心思。当你或是他人说话的时候离了题，偏离主旨扯远了。你就可以用上这个表达法I’ve / You’ve gotten carried away.
4. Good thing... 还好，幸好…
在美语当中若要表达中文里“还好，幸好…”的语气，你就可以用Good thing...做开头。这个句型非常简单又好用，你只要在Good thing后面加上完整的句子就可以。
5. I don’t believe you’re bringing this up.
你现在提这件事真是岂有此理。bring something up是指“提到（某件事）”。当然情况会有正反两面。你若没想到对方会提起这件事讨骂，你可以说I don’t believe you’re bringing this up.。而反过来说，若你很高兴对方主动提起了一件事，你也可以用这个片语，自然说出I am glad you are bringing this up.
6. spy on... 跟监（某人）
spy这个字就是“间谍”。当动词用的意思自然就是“做间谍做的事”，也就是“监视，跟踪”之意。当你要去监视跟踪某人，美语中就说成spy on someone。
7. There’s no other way of saying it.没有别种说法
㈤ 求一段英语脱口秀式演讲稿，要口语化
I LOVE ENGLISH
Dear teacher and classmates:
I am very glad to make a speech here in this class again! This time, I\'d like to talk something about English.
I love English. English language is now used everywhere in the world. It has become the most common language on Internet and for international trade. Learning English makes me confident and brings me great pleasure.
When I was seven, my mother sent me to an English school. At there, I played games and sang English songs with other children . Then I discovered the beauty of the language, and began my colorful dream in the English world.
Everyday, I read English following the tapes. Sometimes, I watch English cartoons.
On the weekend, I often go to the English corner. By talking with different people there, I have made more and more friends as well as improved my oral English.
I hope I can travel around the world someday. I want to go to America to visit Washington Monument, because the president Washington is my idol. Of course, I want to go to London too, because England is where English language developed. If I can ride my bike in Cambridge university, I will be very happy.
I hope I can speak English with everyone in the world. I\'ll introce China to them, such as the Great Wall, the Forbidden City and Anshan.
I know, Rome was not built in a day. I believe that after continuous hard study, one day I can speak English very well.
If you want to be loved, you should learn to love and be lovable. So I believe as I love English everyday , it will love me too.
㈥ 英语脱口秀初中
1. My plan for this new semester
A new semester is coming soon.
to use this new semester wisely by doing a lot of meaningful things.
In this new semester, I plan to study hard to get a good result. I will come out with a time table to make sure my life is well planned. Beside study, I will also take part actively in the school's activities. On the other hand, my friends also ask me to join them to do volunteer works at orphan home every weekend.
I hope I can do what have I planned for this new semester.
1。我对这个新学期计划
新学期即将来临。我想用这种新学期做很多明智的有意义的事情。
在这个新的学期,我计划去努力学习,以得到最好的结果。我会想出一个时间表,确保我的生活。在研究中,我还将参加学校的活动,积极。另一方面,我的朋友也问我加入他们去做志愿者工作在家里每个周末,孤儿,
我希望我能做什么,这个新学期计划。
2. Student
I am a student. As a student, my job is to study and join school activities. I need to be a good student to make my parents and teachers happy. How to be a good student?
First, I need to study hard to get a good result in my tests. I also join some school activities to learn new things and make new friends. Besides, I need to be polite to all of my teachers in school. I also try to be friendly and generous to my friends.
I hope I can be a good student in my school. I will try my best so that my teachers and friends will like me.
2。学生
我是一名学生。作为一名学生,我的工作是为了学习,参加学校的各种活动。我需要做一个好学生,希望将来能让我的父母和老师的快乐。如何成为一名好学生吗?
首先,我要努力学习,取得好成绩在我的测试。我也加入了一些学校的各种活动来学习新东西,结交新朋友。除此之外,我必须要有礼貌,我所有的老师在学校。我也尽量友好慷慨地对待我的朋友。
我希望我能成为一名优秀的学生在学校。我将尽我所能使
和朋友们会喜欢我。
3Economic is the hottest topic in today’s world. Economics applies to all aspects in life, which includes jobs, personal saving, indivile life, etc. Economics is concerning with proction, distribution, and consumption and further more. When I said proction, it refers not only to the proction of factories, but also refers to indivial proction. For instance, when we go to work we proce wealth, or money. After we proced these resources we have to distribute them. We might take partial of it to aid our families, and save some of it for our retirements. After distribution is consumption, there is no way for us to avoid consumption. We have to buy goods in order to keep ourselves alive
经济是最热门的话题,在今天的世界。经济适用于所有的方面,包括工作生活中,个人储蓄,indivile生活等。经济学是关于生产、分配和消费,进一步的更多。当我说生产,这不仅仅是指生产工厂,而且是指个人的生产。举例来说,当我们去工作吗?您是我们生产的财富,或金钱。我们这些资源后,我们必须发布它们。我们可能会帮助我们的部分家庭,留一点给我们的退休生活。之后,分布无路消耗量为我们避免食用。我们必须购买商品,为了保持自己活着 伟大的楼主，如果我的回答对您有帮助，请务必点“采纳"哦!感谢合作！O(∩_∩)O~
㈦ 英语脱口秀文章
There once was a king who offered a prize to the artist who would paint the best picture of peace. Many artists tried. The king looked at all the pictures. But only two he really liked, and he had to choose between them. One picture was of a calm lake. The lake was a perfect mirroring for towering mountains all around it. Overhead was a blue sky with fluffy white clouds. All who saw this picture thought that it was a perfect picture of peace. The other picture had mountains, too. But these were rugged and bare. Above was an angry sky, from which rain fell and in which lightning played. Down the side of the mountain tumbled a waterfall. This did not look peaceful at all.
But when the king looked closely, he saw behind the waterfall a tiny bush growing in a crack in the rock. There, in the midst of the rush of angry water, sat the mother bird on her nest - - in perfect peace.
Which picture do you think won the prize? The king chose the second picture. Do you know why?
“Because, ” explained the king, “peace does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, no trouble, or hard work. Peace means to be in the midst of all those things and still be calm in your heart. This is the real meaning of peace.”
从前有个国王，出重金奖励最能展现宁静的画家。很多画家都试过了。国王看了所有的照片。但他真正喜欢的只有两个，他不得不在他们之间做出选择。一幅画是一个平静的湖。该湖是一个完美的镜像周围群山环绕。蓝色的天空中白云飘飘。所有看过这幅画的人都认为这是一幅完美的宁静画。另一张图片也有山。但这些是崎岖不平，且光秃秃的。上面有乌云密布的天空，大雨倾盆而下，闪电交加。山的下面有一个瀑布。这看起来一点都不宁静。
然而当国王仔细地看了看，他看到瀑布后面有一小丛灌木生长在岩石的缝隙中。在那里，在怒涛中，鸟妈妈坐在她的巢穴——如此宁静。
你认为哪幅画能获奖？国王选择了第二幅图。你知道是为什么吗？
“因为，”国王解释道，“宁静并不是指在这个地方没有噪音，没有麻烦，没有辛苦的工作的地方。宁静意味着在所有这些因素包围中，仍能保持内心的平静。这是宁静的真谛。”
㈧ 脱口秀用英语写
talkshow
㈨ 关于英语脱口秀段子，时间一分钟，青春励志的
Every mountain has a peak. Every valley has its low point. Life has its ups
and downs, its peaks and its valleys. No one is up all the time, nor are
they down all the time. Problems do end. They are all resolved in time.
每一座山都有巅峰，每一个峡谷都有谷底。人生也有跌宕起伏，有高潮有低谷。没有人有
人一生都平步青云，也没有人有人一生都时乖命蹇。难题总有了结的一天。随着时间的推
移，一切难题都会迎刃而解。
㈩ 求一篇英语脱口秀的演讲稿，高一水平，时间约3分钟。主题最好是能让人受益的。【很急哟~~】
感恩的心
The poet said: spring flowers to the door pushed open a. I said: Thanksgiving to the door pushed open a harmony, harmony open the door to the living. If you carefully listen to the voices of flowers, are everywhere harmonious life movement.
Love, the soul like fire ignited the hope of love, the soul like propped up the sky. Love is a force, is a wealth. We should be in the hearts of young sow the seeds of love. Let us be thankful for, the Institute of Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving with a heart to face life, in the face of learning, in the face of setbacks, thereby Experience parents, teachers, classmates and friends of selfless relatives and friends, "know drips of TU, when Yongquan of" the real meaning.
Thanksgiving is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation, build a socialist harmonious society needs. Guangdong lawyer Tian, in order to return the mother's kindness in telling your mother dying when she donated his kidney to restore the mother's life; Xu Yu return to the community of his kindness, decided to leave after graating from university in the bustling city , broke into the thatched shed to seeking knowledge, a thirst for knowledge sent the children ...
Appreciate your birth, because they allow you access to life; grateful for your dependents, because they allow you to continue to grow; grateful for the concern you, because they give you warmth; grateful to encourage you to the people, because they give you strength; grateful for your ecation, because they Kaihua your ignorance; grateful to harm your people because they temper your intellect; grateful for your trip, because it strengthens your legs; grateful for your contempt, because it awakening your self-esteem; grateful abandoned your people, because he taught you that independence; everything grateful, Institute of gratitude, gratitude to all the people you grow up!
Students, and a song called "thank you": I thank the moon lit up the night sky, thanks to the dawn Zhaoxia endorse for the spring snow melt for the land feeding the people, to thank his mother for giving me life ... thank harvest for peace for all of this all all.
Thanksgiving-Fighting, Thanksgiving unlimited! Students, and Society Thanksgiving! Let us always to the life caring and full of love and love! Let us brought up their hands and work together, everyone aspired to build a socialist harmonious society!
老实说 是我的 但是我觉得这篇文章很好 不论演讲否 很有用